To the Tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.
Lancer is my name. I’m not a Reindeer.
Dancer and Prancer are the two that rhyme.
I’m here to tell about the Kragnes year and to wish you happy Christmas time.
1. I’m told Phil was in a wheelchair, but soon came prosthetic feet.
At this time he is still waiting to have a doggy partner true and sweet.
I am glad to be a stand-in for the doggy in Phil’s life.
But I can’t decide what’s better, playing with Phil or working for his wife.
In the house there were some breakdowns, the dishwasher stove and dryer.
Good thing they pay for a repair plan,, keeps bills and blood pressures from going higher.
There had to be a conversion to a shower from a tub.
I tried to distract the workmen with begging for at least one belly rub.
We wish all our friends and family, whether far or oh so near,
Merry Christmas, happy holidays. We can’t forget a fantastic new year.